tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania. [telegraph/via]

metapod:

having friends that live in a different timezone was never a problem i expected to have

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Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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lustylesbians:

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

lmaooo

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gracehelbig:

Elliott is very good at making the points.

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

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So this is how it’s supposed to happen?…

So this is how it’s supposed to happen?…

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mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

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lsimhbiwfefmtlol:

This is why they remade Spiderman.

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NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

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basedgosh:

youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners

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