May 2013
chrssy:
riding your man like
relentlesspursuitofstrength:
can someone explain to me that thing where tumblr people start a sentence in lowercase and then in the middle of a woRD THEY JUST SWITCH TO CAPSLOCK AND LEAVE IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE POST I MEAN WHAT IS THAT ABOUT AND WHY IS THERE NEVER PUNCTUATION
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
tibets:
sext: what do you want from taco bell
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
